Wednesday, August 13, 2008


In the VERY early morning....when you are on the brink of insanity from lack of sleep....do you ever want to reach deep into your partner’s throat and rrrrriiiiiippppp out their fucking uvula and feed it to crows that are also making it impossible to get any sleep?

Just curious.

4 comments:

~Jobthingy~ said...

haha! smother him with a pillow

xup said...

Imagine the joys of a bedroom all to yourself? There's nothing better in life.

alison said...

I used to. Then I got rid of the uvula, and the whole body that went with it. Problem solved. Though that might be a bit extreme in your case, especially since Jo is a keeper, what with all the blog printing and binding etc.

alison said...

Um, I just re-read my comment and would like to point out that the "getting rid of" was in the legal, divorce-type way and not in the Hefty bag, "Goodbye Earl" Dixie Chicks kind of way. Honest.