Two things today:
1) I can’t seem to choke back fruit these days. I am a healthy eater, love to brag that I get all the food groups everyday, but lately, fruit is really unappealing to me. I’ve tried EVERYTHING . Even paying a premium on what I normally consider “fun” fruit (blackberries, raspberries, blueberries). Sigh. Not sure what’s wrong with me.
2) I am expired. I went to work today and my swipe wouldn’t work. I waited for someone to come along so I could bum off of their swipe, but no one came. As a last resort, I appealed to the Commissionares (yes, that is plural. I swear we have a commissionaire per employee here). After much bumbling and arguing, they realized my pass expired yesterday (and pretty much yelled at me for not noticing sooner). They then grudgingly gave me a temporary pass, but had to ask for identification to hold as collateral (in case I raided the nation’s archival holdings? If I did that my punishment would to not get my I.D. back?) Anyhooo, I gave them my driver’s license, which also expired yesterday. Well, you can imagine the field day they had with that. (“Are you always this disorganized” one of them sneered). The hilarious thing is that they took the license as collateral, as useless as it is. I don’t get it!
Why do they make everything expire on your birthday? It should be a fun day, not a I have to run around day.
3 comments:
1) maybe it's the time of year ???
2) just as long as YOU don't expire!
Licence plate stickers also expire on your birthday which I hate cause it costs like $75 to get new ones. Nice present!
1. Fruit isn't a natural thing to eat in cold weather. It's a hot weather food. In cold weather our bodies need carbs and protein, nuts, seeds, hearty stuff -- not fruit and salads. Don't worry about it and go with what you feel like eating. The fruit urge will return!
Happy Birthday.. ok i am late but better late then never right
i am not a fruit person at all. i really dont like it. i like my veggies.
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