When you were a kid did you ever stick pantyhose on your head, flip it around and pretend it was long hair?
Did you ever fashion a paper clip into a retainer and stick it in your mouth and pretend you had orthodontics?
Did you ever convince yourself that your dolls and teddy bears actually did move out of the corner of your eye?
Sigh. While Grace was explaining the world of rhombus (rhombiis???) octogons, hectagons and some other gons during homework time, I was daydreaming about the above.
I looked hot with long (pantyhose) hair.