Random convo with Edie, lunch time:
Me to Edie: bleah bleah bleah bleah dee bleah and that is why boys have penises and girls have vaginas.
Edie: (looking super confused). But I've seen boys with vaginas before.
Edie: Daddy has vaginas, lots of them!
Me: Whaaaa? (in my head - where the efffff is this going I don't think I want to go to there)
Edie: He wears them to bed!
(omg, she though pyjamas=vaginas. I need Geoffrey Rush to help me with my enunciation).