Monday, March 07, 2011

Random convo with Edie, lunch time:

Me to Edie: bleah bleah bleah bleah dee bleah and that is why boys have penises and girls have vaginas.

Edie: (looking super confused). But I've seen boys with vaginas before.

Me: huh?

Edie: Daddy has vaginas, lots of them!

Me: Whaaaa? (in my head - where the efffff is this going I don't think I want to go to there)

Edie: He wears them to bed!

(omg, she though pyjamas=vaginas. I need Geoffrey Rush to help me with my enunciation).

5 comments:

  1. Look here is me posting! I love that daddy has lots of vaginas!

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  2. OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE BLOG POST OF 2011 (among all bloggers), BY A MILE!

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  3. Anonymous5:36 AM

    If Lady Gaga can play with her c*ck on stage, then Daddy can have lots of vaginas.
    - Your friendly neighbourhood curator.

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  4. Best. Post. Ever. I think I peed a little from laughing.

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Getting comments that are not from robots make me feel like my penis size is okay and that I don't need mail order oxycontin.