Random convo with Edie, lunch time:
Me to Edie: bleah bleah bleah bleah dee bleah and that is why boys have penises and girls have vaginas.
Edie: (looking super confused). But I've seen boys with vaginas before.
Me: huh?
Edie: Daddy has vaginas, lots of them!
Me: Whaaaa? (in my head - where the efffff is this going I don't think I want to go to there)
Edie: He wears them to bed!
(omg, she though pyjamas=vaginas. I need Geoffrey Rush to help me with my enunciation).
Look here is me posting! I love that daddy has lots of vaginas!
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Best. Post. Ever. I think I peed a little from laughing.
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