Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Just a quickie to make you feel better about yourself on this fine morning….


Feeling a little bloated and frumpy this morning I put on my bestest skinny black jeans, super-fun ipod listening penguin belt and flattering black top (loose and tight in all the right places). Instantly I felt better, confident, ready to open a can of whoop on the day.

Fast forward to 11:30 a.m. I have yogurt dribbles down my shirt, hommus smeared on my jeans and when I went to the bathroom I had a crumb (chocolate, of course) on my cheek.

Ever have a day (morning) like that? so long confidence, hello safety of sun- deprived cubicle.

5 comments:

  1. You poor thing! Although the general consensus is that you couldn't look bad if you tried. Just sayin'.

    PS: Now I want hummus (not on my pants, though). If we don't have any in the fridge you and I are going to have words!

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  2. oh Maven, I looked baaaaad. thanks though!

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  3. I can be a bit of sloppy eater so you have my sympathy. (I also eat at my desk and try to work at the same time, so my clothes are often stained a bit by the time I get home)

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  4. Anonymous9:48 AM

    I don't even bother wearing white anymore for this very reason. However, I also agree with the Maven

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