tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27523577.post164863734674979751..comments2023-10-28T09:05:27.557-07:00Comments on meanoldmommy: Meaniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14186177540002367024noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27523577.post-35319631091903329832008-08-05T18:40:00.000-07:002008-08-05T18:40:00.000-07:00OMG, I loved this post!!!!My mom used the word "br...OMG, I loved this post!!!!<BR/><BR/>My mom used the word "brassiere" and it still makes me squirm with embarrassment.<BR/><BR/>"You look like someone pulled you through a knothole!" she would say.<BR/><BR/>The red line to the heart was a classic. <BR/><BR/>When my mom found out about my tattoo, she told me how disappointed she was because "your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27523577.post-83117926910327934722008-08-01T17:40:00.000-07:002008-08-01T17:40:00.000-07:00LOL Thanks for the giggles!My Hubby was told numbe...LOL Thanks for the giggles!<BR/><BR/>My Hubby was told number one; that he always needed to look for a red line going from a cut toward his heart, 'cause if it did, there was infection and he was surely close to death!<BR/><BR/>I was told number two and three. Bloody soup cans. Pun intended.<BR/><BR/>This was a very funny post! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27523577.post-5680147144952537012008-07-27T20:35:00.000-07:002008-07-27T20:35:00.000-07:00Love the list! Everything was worshipping false go...Love the list! Everything was worshipping false gods in our house - scary stuff!Carrie Wilson Linkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01586157395539583862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27523577.post-36384826593367949522008-07-26T15:13:00.000-07:002008-07-26T15:13:00.000-07:00You are very funny. Thanks for being a big meanie....You are very funny. Thanks for being a big meanie. I can relate - I have 2 boys. <BR/>Hope you feel better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27523577.post-88906543761394107462008-07-24T18:07:00.000-07:002008-07-24T18:07:00.000-07:00jobthingey - perhaps we should go au naturel and n...jobthingey - perhaps we should go au naturel and never buy canned goods again! hope your finger is okay!<BR/><BR/>alison - of course! the frozen face story! in our house in was square eyes from watching too much t.v.<BR/><BR/>xup - errr, i'm not too sure what to say to you :)Meaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14186177540002367024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27523577.post-26231886182902123932008-07-24T12:53:00.000-07:002008-07-24T12:53:00.000-07:00you don’t know from scary stories until you’ve spe...you don’t know from scary stories until you’ve spent half a lifetime with my mother. She has a veritable goldmine of bizarre superstitions that haunt me to this day. 1) Don’t eat during a thunderstorm. Seriously, if a storm started during supper, we all had to stop and do something else. 2) Don’t drink water after eating pitted fruit or you’ll die during the night (she had true-life anecdotes to back this up. 3)If you’re sledding and fall off the sled you won’t feel you internal injuries because of the cold and will die during the night (a) more true life anecdotes to back this up; and b) it’s a wonder I ever got any sleep). 3) Never have plants in your bedroom because they’ll suck all the oxygen out of your room while you’re sleeping and suffocate you. 4) Close all your curtains tight during a full moon because if the moon shines on you something awful will happen to you (I’m not clear on exactly what. 5) Never eat anything with poppyseeds because you’ll become addicted because they have morphine in them. 6)Never do laundry on New Year’s Eve and don’t leave any dirty laundry around or clothes hanging up from the old year to the new or someone in your house will die in the new year (more true life anecdotes). I think that’s enough to give you a general idea.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27523577.post-51657948204609962732008-07-24T06:30:00.000-07:002008-07-24T06:30:00.000-07:00Never pee in a public pool. They put a chemical i...Never pee in a public pool. They put a chemical in the water that will turn bright red and everyone will know you peed.<BR/><BR/>Don't make that face. If the wind changes suddenly it will freeze your face like that....FOREVER.alisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16483907412532940799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27523577.post-7063501017388011252008-07-23T23:19:00.000-07:002008-07-23T23:19:00.000-07:00i cut my thumb on a can lid tonight! LOL. i am sit...i cut my thumb on a can lid tonight! LOL. i am sitting here laughing my fool head off. <BR/><BR/>ok its not a deadly wound and my thumb is still intact, if fact there wasnt even blood. more like a paper cut, but you know from a deadly can. <BR/><BR/>my mother used to tell me it would cut my finger OFF.<BR/><BR/>and listen. i use 'panties' all the time. i dont use slacks tho.that will maybe be next week cause that will be after my birthday LOL~*Jobthingy*~https://www.blogger.com/profile/12158643612577538800noreply@blogger.com